A land of Canadian Blasphemy


Your life is an explosion of psychedelic colors.

I wish I could inject straight you into my veins.


juliasegal:

ilikemyanglez:oldfashionednotion:happythings:
I should make this a Valentine’s Day card…

juliasegal:

ilikemyanglez:oldfashionednotion:happythings:

I should make this a Valentine’s Day card…


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j-p-g:

Olid (via teixeu)

j-p-g:

Olid (via teixeu)




lickystickypickyme:

Wild and Weird Things You Can Buy On Ebay Right Now:Pickle Willy Warmer.
When outside is chilly, let the pickle warm your willy! Any man knows there’s nothing worse than a cold member, so if you’re feeling a draft down below, slide on the Pickle Willy Warmer for instant warmth and comfort.
The Pickle Willy Warmer is handmade using only the softest yarn and the built in drawstring allows for a snug fit for all your parts. The pickle is hand-washable and guaranteed to keep you warm all night long. (May need to re-glue eye after washing.)
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lickystickypickyme:

Wild and Weird Things You Can Buy On Ebay Right Now:
Pickle Willy Warmer.

When outside is chilly, let the pickle warm your willy! Any man knows there’s nothing worse than a cold member, so if you’re feeling a draft down below, slide on the Pickle Willy Warmer for instant warmth and comfort.

The Pickle Willy Warmer is handmade using only the softest yarn and the built in drawstring allows for a snug fit for all your parts. The pickle is hand-washable and guaranteed to keep you warm all night long. (May need to re-glue eye after washing.)

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